Scumbags Caught with 81 Monkeys and a bag of Meth After Car Chase

Yes ... I did write scumbags, so sue me...

In a rural stretch near Thailand’s Cambodian border, rangers from the 12th Ranger Forces Regiment encountered a stark collision of crimes. While on patrol in Aranyaprathet District, the rangers spotted two men unloading blue mesh bags from a pickup truck parked by a country road. When approached, the men fled, triggering a high-speed chase that ended with their capture.

The police search of the vehicle revealed an extraordinary sight: 81 long-tailed macaques wrapped tightly in blue mesh bags and of a large quantity of methamphetamine hidden alongside. This bizarre haul exposed the grim reality of wildlife smuggling and narcotics trafficking plaguing the region.

The rescued macaques, reportedly all alive, were promptly taken to a nearby wildlife sanctuary for care. Authorities charged the two suspects with illegal wildlife trafficking and drug possession, highlighting ongoing challenges for law enforcement in tackling multi-layered criminal enterprises along Thailand’s porous borders.

This case is the tip of the iceberg with ongoing demand for exotic animals in black markets across Asia, where endangered species fetch high prices. It also exposes how drug smuggling operations exploit the same routes, creating complex enforcement battles. Thailand has long been a transit hub for these trades, and recent crackdowns signal intensified efforts to stop the flow of both wildlife and narcotics.

Let's just hope the Scumbags receive a long spell in jail with plenty of time to contemplate their actions.